“I heard you, I just don’t care.” Break dancing television with static Black crop T Shirt
The "Selective Hearing" Crop Top
Oh, look. Someone is talking to you again. Are you technically hearing the sound waves escaping their mouth? Sure. Do you have the cognitive bandwidth to process it while your auDHD is hunting for dopamine, your OCD is checking a mental list for the fourth time, and your anxiety is playing a techno remix in the background? Absolutely not.
Enter the ultimate boundary-setting crop. Featuring a breakdancing, neon-pink TV head blasting pure static, this black crop top does the heavy lifting for your social battery. When you have to pick perfect uniform but your brain has entered "Airplane Mode" yet people still expect a reply.
Why You Need It:
- The Ultimate Mood: A pitch-black backdrop that perfectly matches your willingness to engage in small talk.
- Sensory-Friendly Fit: Cropped short so you don't have to deal with excess fabric touching your skin during a sensory overload emergency.
- Loud & Unapologetic: Striking neon purple, lime, and orange graffiti graphics that tell the world exactly where your attention span is at—stuck on a dead channel.
🤯About the Brand: Static Minds
Living with a neurodivergent brain can feel like a vintage television stuck between channels just pure, loud, exhausting static. Static Minds is a streetwear brand designed to take that internal mental chaos and turn it into loud, unapologetic art.
We create bold apparel to spark real conversations and bring authentic awareness to Autism, auDHD, OCD, and Anxiety. We aren't here to fit into a neat little box; we're here to reclaim the noise, smash the stigmas, and look incredibly cool doing it. If our brains are going to be loud, our outfits might as well match.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton for a smooth, durable print surface
- Boxy, slightly cropped silhouette for a relaxed streetwear fit
- Heavy-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²) that holds shape and color
- Pigment dye finish for a vintage, lived-in color effect (shade variations possible)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill and sewn-in label for durability and a finished look
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
100% ring-spun cotton
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing
Shoulder-to-shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder and neck seams to stabilize the back of the shirt and prevent stretching
Boxy fit
The shirt has a boxy fit and has a slightly cropped seamless body
Pigment dye colors
Pigment dyes provide a vintage look that will remain for the life of the garment.
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat; Do not dryclean.
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We want to make sure that you are satisfied with your order and we are committed to making things right in case of any issues. We will provide a solution in cases of any defects if you contact us within 30 days of receiving your order.
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